DPR Slogan Contest [Archive]

Jonesie

12-08-2004, 03:13 PM

Guys and gals,

Ryan and I have homework for all of you! BUT, don't worry there is a reward. We are looking for the best slogan for our new T-shirts that we are having made. We will use the best slogan on our T-shirts, maybe on the trailer. If your slogan is chosen you will receive a free Donkey Punch Racing T-shirt. :rockout2: Deadline is Monday Dec 13. Get to work!

Please, this isn't a poll. Only post if you have ideas so I don't have to scroll through unrelated posts. Otherwise I'll use my evil Moderator power. :twisted:

VTRDarren

12-08-2004, 03:34 PM

Donkey Punch Racing -->
1. Have you had your donkey punch today?
2. Go ahead, ask me where the name comes from.
3. You don't want us behind you!
4. Racing is full of surprises!
5. Got DP?
6. Punching and squeezing our way to the podium..
7. Honestly, we dig chicks.

Jonesie

12-08-2004, 04:28 PM

From my friend Don:

1.) Front: "Ripp'n -n- Tear'n" Back: "No Lube Required"
2.) "Doing It Donkey Style" or "Gettin Err Done Donkey Style"
3.) "Knocking On Your Back Door"
4.) Front: "Taking Them Out" Back: "One Ass At A Time"
5.) Front: "Fast -n- Hard" Back: "Rubber Side Down"
6.) "Look'n To The Rear, Will Get You Left Behind"

More ideas to get the wheels turning.

Jonesie

12-08-2004, 04:48 PM

More ideas from my friend PJ:

1. where quick thrusts are a must
2. prod and poke from behind for the lead (to succeed)
3. A punch from behind that will stay in your mind
4. give it some gas, and disappears the domesticated ass
5. feel the force (power) of a domesticated ass
6. where a few thrusts will make you come from behind

Dave B

12-08-2004, 05:03 PM

How 'bout "we're on your ass" or "you don't want us on your ass"??

iconoclast4

12-08-2004, 09:56 PM

DP can also mean "double penitration" but seriously:
front "DP brings other racers..." back "to their knees."
front "Not all victories..." back "come from behind"
"take that, biatch."

Ill keep thinkin

iconoclast4

12-08-2004, 10:04 PM

"The gloves are off!"
"You better be wearing protection"
"Its better, in leather"
"Causin' Concussions"
front "you only get one look over your sholder" back "and then its all over"
"we're commin' to get ya!"
"your helmet wont save you from the DP"

Aaron

12-08-2004, 10:19 PM

"Pass if you dare, but you'd better make it stick....
....'cause I'm with Donkey Punch Racing and I got a big d*ck!

Watch your six."

ha! I crack me up!!

earth brown

12-08-2004, 10:34 PM

How 'bout "we're on your ass" or "you don't want us on your ass"??

unless you are the only guy in an all girls race class these slogans are totally gay....

How about, "DONKEY PUNCH RACING, ask your girlfriend how she got the black eye"

Jonesie

12-08-2004, 10:49 PM

Ok,

All suggestions are funny. But, try to keep it a little more descrete. We plan on wearing these things and possibly selling them. We've had quite a few requests for them. Plus it would be nice to see a few girls wearing them too. ;)

PS: I appologize to the people who's posts I deleted. Don't take offense, nothing personal. We're looking for suggestions not comments. Maybe after all the submissions are in, we'll post a poll if we can't make up our minds so you can help us decide. :)

ieatpaint315

12-08-2004, 11:13 PM

"Donkey Punch Racing: Powering through turns since (Insert first year here)"

and for my dirty one...."Donkey Punch: You know you want it"

jdogg2

12-09-2004, 06:48 AM

What about...

Back of shirt... DP Racing putting you in your place: In back of me

Jonesie

12-10-2004, 08:46 AM

Here are the best ones so far in no particular order, try to beat these:

1. Go ahead, ask me where the name comes from. (VTRDarren)
2. Knocking On Your Back Door. (Don)
3. A punch from behind that will stay in your mind. (PJ)

VTRDarren

12-10-2004, 09:02 AM

*Google Donkey Punch, I dare you.

*Donkey Punch Racing... we're doing something right;-)

*DPR - I know why your girlfriend is smiling.

VTRDarren

12-10-2004, 09:07 AM

DPR... Sack up and race already.

VTRDarren

12-10-2004, 02:17 PM

Donkey Punch Racing.
... Let's hope our sponsors don't get it either!
... Enjoying the Ride!
... Great name, even better taste.
... Shhhh, my g-friend has a headache.

Bob

12-10-2004, 02:19 PM

Donkey Punch Refreshment... If you can't keep up... You Need Some DPR!

jdogg2

12-10-2004, 03:05 PM

DPR...thats the reason you ride behind me!!!

Donkey Punch Racing... do it with attitude!

Donkey Punch Racing... Doing it like no other!!...

earth brown

12-10-2004, 11:13 PM

earth brown

12-10-2004, 11:15 PM

*DPR - I know why your girlfriend is smiling.

DPR - I know why your girlfriend is smiling-too bad she has broken off teeth.

99zx6r

12-10-2004, 11:18 PM

DPR - It's how we do it up north.

Rx3

12-11-2004, 03:01 AM

DPR- LIGHTS OUT!!!

or Flag to Flag.... Lights out!

Jonesie

12-13-2004, 04:39 PM

We have a winner.

"Donkey Punch Racing: Knocking on your Backdoor."

Thanks for all the input from you guys. The suggestions were great. Don, you'll be getting your free shirt soon. I will post pictures of what the shirts look like. If you're interested in one after you see them I'll let you know how to get one. ;)

Thanks again!
Ray

rocketgrrrrl

12-13-2004, 05:19 PM

i thot some of the more vulgar ones were better. you guys could have an entire DP clothing line of hilarious tees using all of the above suggestions and i bet you would make more money on attire than on the podium (not to knock u guys). get a good website and the gutter-minded would be all over it. Just hook a sister up with some little female-cut versions and i'll be happy to advertise.

p.s. i feel like i should google dp but im at work and fear for my job. i guess ive got a good enough idea anyways.

rocketgrrrrl

12-13-2004, 05:57 PM

ok,, couldnt help myself and i googled it. interesting. unfortunately for dpracing, someone has already capitalized on the marketing idea and is getting $18 a shirt for some preschool -lookin logo. personally, i think your dpr ass is much more attractive, so you guys may want to market a few different versions. feel free to shower me with free merchandise which i will happily model. (note this is not to condone the tradition of donkey punch maneuvers, just the team)
Donkey punch- Take one for the Team!

Jonesie

12-13-2004, 07:38 PM

I'm not sure if my website would come up on google or not. It's still a work in progress. That's why I haven't posted the link yet. We have some good stuff planned for the upcoming year. I'll be working hard on the website over Christmas. We've picked up some more sponsors as well.

For the ladies: We plan on having Donkey Punch Racing thongs. We will need models, so I hope you're ready Rocketgirl. Lots more good stuff to come in the future. Plus our T's will cost much less than some of the other ones out there. We tried to keep the logo a little more descrete. We do have sponsors to keep happy and more to gain. Believe me there's not much more things funnier than seeing "Donkey Punch Racing" on a formal written contract. ;)

99zx6r

12-14-2004, 08:44 AM

money on attire than on the podium (not to knock u guys).

Even if they made a lot of podium visits, they still wouldn't make any money after all the expenses. Like the saying goes- "Want to make a small fortune? Take a large fortune & go racing"

Jonesie

12-14-2004, 09:02 AM

Yeah, you won't make ANY money in racing. We're hoping to sell some T-shirts to help with gas money.

Willybeen

12-14-2004, 09:05 AM

"Want to make a small fortune? Take a large fortune & go racing" haha... never thought about it that way.....

id be interested in a shirt, if you put some funny logos/slogans on them (id be more interested... thats just me though....) let me know if you start to produce a line of clothing.....

Jonesie

12-14-2004, 09:11 AM

Willy,

I'm not sure if you've followed the whole thread here, but that was the whole point was to find a funny saying/slogan. There isn't anything much funnier than our logo either, if I do say so myself.

Ray

Jonesie

12-14-2004, 09:18 AM

Here are the preliminary designs.

Front:

Jonesie

12-14-2004, 09:19 AM

Rear:

99zx6r

12-14-2004, 09:24 AM

I'd be interested in a couple, you know just to help the cause.

Jonesie

12-14-2004, 09:56 AM

Sweet!

I'll let everyone know when they're finished.

Thanks!

VTRDarren

12-14-2004, 10:04 AM

I'd buy a couple as well...

Willybeen

12-14-2004, 10:10 AM

definitely interested... are you goin to get them in white/ gray? id buy a couple....... and yes i followed the whole thread... and i totally understand the need for the "cleanliness of the slogan" but i liked some of the other slogans as well..... :lol: j/k let me know when their ready....

12-14-2004, 10:39 AM

make up some white ones and we can add the rest of the slogans ourselves with a sharpie....

Jonesie

12-14-2004, 10:39 AM

I guess if there's a big demand we can add your own slogan. I wouldn't see why not. Unless there's something more involved with setup. I'll find out.

G1K

12-14-2004, 08:38 PM

I just dropped off the design tonight, and should have some done soon. (sooner than the stickers :) )

Ray, call me when you get a chance.

R

kunzjob

12-14-2004, 10:59 PM

those shirts look great, i showed the design to my roomate and he started laughing...he knows whats up, great stuff guys

Dave B

12-15-2004, 07:13 AM

Suddely, Kevin's flame at me (since removed by the [insert your adjective here] moderator) is MUCH more funny!!!

Jonesie

12-15-2004, 08:20 AM

Dave,

I know I'm a dick. I'm sorry. I was sick all that week and in a shitty mood. But, Kevin didn't read my post completely. I asked for suggestions only. I didn't want to have 5 pages of threads saying "this one is good" or "I didn't like that one." ;) Feel free to flame away now that the contest is over.
:flames:

Please don't take it personal. This is only the internet.

Dave B

12-15-2004, 12:47 PM

Actually, you did me a favor as Kevin was openly alledging that I am a flaming pillow biter (gee - suddenly "we're no pillow biters" seems like a great slogan!!)!

Sorry you were sick. Hope you're feeling better.

Jonesie

12-15-2004, 02:06 PM

MUCH better Dave. But, I'm still grumpy since we can't ride. Some :boobs: would make me feel even better.

VTRDarren

12-15-2004, 03:01 PM

Some :boobs: would make me feel even better.

Ray, what makes you think Dave can help you satisfy your need for :boobs: ? He already said he's no pillow biter.